This one is going out for all the lonely people this Christmas time. Using a styrofoam head and a few other ingredients, such as a webcam, microphone, speakers, LCD screen and LED lights, you can make this rather scary-looking android to keep you company at home, scaring off all your lady-friends in the process. All this for an outlay of just $30, eh? [Instructables]
A man tries to show off his new android to his Girlfriend
Man: Hey, check this out! Read off my email please.
Android: Yes my master! Email 1 - From Viagra - Thank you for your order with Viagra
Email 2 - From Enrique - I will see you later tonight!
Email 3 - From IRS - Pay up Bitch!
Man: Ok alright that's it calm down
Android: No this is funny shit my master I am going to keep reading these off!
Email 4 - Subscription with Play...
Man: Alright that is enough!
Man: You know what suck it!
Android: I want a meal not a snack shrimpie.
Man: Alright that's (Unplug)
Girlfriend: I am dumping your ass