This week at Uncrate: We show you how to boil your friends and family alive with the cauldron-like Dutchtub, help lazy golfers live life to the fullest with the X1R Remote-controlled Caddie, and warm our drunk, smelly neighbors by Smith & Hawken’s Backyard Firepit. We also feed our Darth obsession with the Ping Pong PWNT T-shirt, add the new Blink 182-created Angels & Airwaves CD to the rotation, and show our Futbol fever with some official 2006 World Cup Jerseys. Plus, we do our best Al Swearengen impression with the Beer Holster, make sure we never loose another bag full of illegal substances with the Victorinox Swiss Army Tracking ID Tag, and finally teach ourselves the game of kings so we can play the awesome Lego Knights’ Kingdom Chess Set.