Father's Day, anyone? Memorex has created this device for that technologically savvy money clip user. It is a flash drive that can also double as a money clip. It is available in capacities in up to 1GB and is available for $35 at Target stores. It may be a bit bulky for a money clip, but think of how impressed the strippers will be when your dad is "making it rain" from bills coming out of his Memorex flash drive money clip.
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DISCUSSION
It won't run Doom per se, but it will STORE Doom and allow it to be played as a portable application as long as you can open a DOS window somehow.
But don't be a shmuck, if the machine can run portable apps from flash drives at all you should be running Quake 2.