I tried to hire an “Input Device Editor” once but Denton got all freaked out. Everything USB has no such issue, though, and as such has this review of the Microsoft Optical Mouse by S+ARCK. In case you’re biting your nails to know if a review managed to mention the S+ARCK mouse without mentioning TRON, well, keep biting, I guess. Overall, though, he says it’s pretty decent, but the form factor isn’t very comfortable and weirdly doesn’t use Microsoft’s IntelliMouse software, so you can remap the buttons to different functions like you can on most mice. Good thing it’s only about $30 or less.
Microsoft Optical Mouse by S+ARCK (Orange) [EverythingUSB]
