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Your lover still won't call you "Maverick"—you can at least get some ego-stroking respect from your desk. While not as fun at parties as the Geiger-triggering substances siphoned off the black market as a result of the fall of the Soviet Union, the MiG-29 instrument panel clock will keep time even at 1,800 miles per hour or while pulling multiple Gs. Siegler & Co. is selling them as part of their "Sovietski Collection" for $179.00, where they tell us the clocks are "terrific for your desk, home or office. Or, use in your plane! One-year warranty. May not meet U.S. F.A.A. requirements."

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