Who needs athletic ability when you've got a giant trampoline?
You know you hate them, don't lie.
To be fair, Morrissey obviously didn't recognize John Cho at the time. [The Awesomer]
TED talker Colm Kelleher explains how our color vision evolved. Be sure to click through to It's Okay for a fuller explanation. [It's Okay to Be Smart]
I imagine this is what a clown's stomach looks like.