Nokia didn’t seem to have much of a sense of humor back in October when they forced us to take down some leaked photos we had posted of the 6820, but apparently they’ve gotten downright jokey in the fine print of a brochure for their 6800 cellphone. Among the advice Nokia has its for its customers, that, “No one will call you if you don’t have any friends,” that you should switch off your phone on weekends if you want to live longer, and that when making phone calls at a fast food restaurant, you should, “keep your voice down so you won’t annoy people. And order a salad … Quit smoking. Drink less.” Oh Nokia, you so crazy!
