I get the feeling some marketing guru told the FBI they needed to connect with a hipper, younger, generation, because they just launched a new searchable archive called THE VAULT. In it, you can search the files of old people, like Al Capone and Marilyn Monroe, and kinda old people, like the Notorious B.I.G. and Osama Bin Laden. Cool, BUT WHERE IS THE FILE ON THAT SOCIALIST CANADIAN JUSTIN BIEBER, HUH?! [FBI via Fox News via BuzzFeed]
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whoa. in bin laden's file, i like how they left the name of the judge who signed the 1998 arrest warrant.
that seems like a good candidate for redaction, no?
ALSO WHY ALL CAPS EVERYWHERE WITH SINGLE LINE SPACING?