I'm not sure why you can't just cut up a bottle or something, but the P-Mate is the latest in feminine empowerment aids. It's a foldable pee pee that you can pee through and then throw away. Why would you want this, you ask? Well:
This is a revolutionary product that has taken Europe by storm. It allows women to pee standing up, just like the boys, giving a whole new slant on equal rights for women.
Now you ladies can really stick it to the man, provided the cardboard stands up to your frantic poundings .
UPDATE - Sorry. This is REALLY old. But I liked the picture.