Only a sick freak named 'Papa Bert' would make something like this. The "Sippin' Seat" is a stadium seat that contains a 750mL bladder to hold liquid. A spout allows for easy pouring so you don t have to take your sweaty rear off the seat to enjoy the nectar below. It may just be me, but drinking out of my cheaply made seat cushion doesn t seem very appealing. Well at least you can easily sneak your own alcohol into stadiums. Ass-sweat Colada anyone?