T-Mo has finally gotten around to issuing an official statement about The Hacking of Paris Hilton [NSFW Pics]. We provide our analysis after each section of their detailed and reassuring response.
https://gizmodo.com/paris-hiltons-sidekick-ii-hacked-what-about-yours-33637
T-Mobile is investigating the reported disclosure of Paris Hilton s information.
“We are trying to confirm it is actually Ms. Hilton by comparing the photos with still frames from our signed DVD edition of One Night in Paris.”
T-Mobile s computer forensics and security team is actively investigating to determine how Ms. Hilton s information was obtained. This includes the possibility that someone had access to one of Ms. Hilton s devices and/or knew her account password.
“Or god, we hope so! If word got out that every Sidekick owner’s personal data was compromised, the jobs of thousands of country club employees could be at risk.”
Given the sensitivity of the situation, and to protect our customers information, we are not able to provide specific details of the investigation at this point.
“We’re all ‘WTF’ and that’s no ‘LOL.’ If you could just continue to purchase T-Mobile products and services while we wait for the Secret Service to tell us how to secure our copy of WWWebster! The Lil’ist Webserver, we’re sure that in the end, Paris will get all lesbo boobies again.”
