5. Alien vs. Predator (2004)
If we’re being honest, the bottom three here are all kind of interchangeable. None of them are good, but none of them are truly godawful either—they’re all just slightly different layers of bad. And so the fact this original showdown of Alien and Predator comes from director Paul W.S. Anderson and has a solid cast list (Lance Henriksen, Sanaa Lathan, Tommy Flanagan) elevates it slightly above the other two. It’s almost watchable… almost.
