Pressure Drop TrestleHub

From the people that brought you the relatively good-looking PaperHub comes the TrestleHub, an "Art-Techno" USB 2.0 and FireWire 400 hub constructed of aluminum and glass designed to perfectly complement your collection of Klingon battle dildos. Available in a variety of sassy colors, the TrestleHub is the culmination of years of toil, made manifest by what some* have called "the world's first coffee table equivalent of a Photoshop lens flare."

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