Live in Europe? Want to get a PS3 after christmas? Want to pay over $1,000? Well, you’re in luck! Play.com is pre-selling PS3 units for a mere 550 euro, proving that suckers reach their full gestation period every period of sixty seconds.
But that’s not all! You also get a karaoke game, a racing game, and Warhawk, a fighting game. Lucky you, Europe! Not only do you get socialized medicine and more vacation, you also get PS3s for more than a nice Fiat Cinquecento.