Okay, it would seem we have a serious problem. I love flash drives as much as the next guy (I use them when I need to, sure, but only when necessary), but when one of our nation’s most precious resources – college football players – start shoplifting from Wal-Marts just to feed their portable data addition, well… something has to be done.
According to Durham County court records, he is accused of stealing “an assortment of jump drives” — portable data storage units that plug into PCs — Sept. 12 at Wal-Mart at New Hope Commons in Durham. The computer equipment was valued at $374.49.
We need college football, and if these “jump drives” (known on the street as ‘flash,’ ‘hotplug,’ and ‘taking the D train’) are going to affect our young mens’ ability to play ball, I say we ban them as soon as possible before we wake up to a society plagued by thousands of “pluggies.”
Also, isn’t calling this kid a punter a little over the top? He has a disease; show a little respect. (Thanks, Joe!)
UNC punter arrested, suspended [NewsObserver]
