Can’t decide between a sit-down or stand version of your lake-polluting personal watercraft? Now with the Sea-Doo 3D, you don’t have to! Filter toxic exhaust fumes through our precious natural resources and up water toxicity levels in any one of three adjustable positions: VERT, like vertical, standing up, get it?; KART, like a go-kart, sitting back; and MOTO, sitting like a normal Sea-Doo. When Christ comes back to cleanse the earth with fire, he’s totally going to be riding one of these right before he backflips off and kicks Godzilla’s ass.
Actually, I have no idea if this 3D kills fish with the same sort of flagrant, two-stroke disregard for the environment as older models, but even if it doesn’t, I bet it’s still a blast to ride. (Thanks, Aqua Pod!)
Read – Sea-Doo 3D Specifications [Ride3D]
