6. Guile

Guile’s watch is a little boring, to be honest. The leather band and camo face don’t quite work together—if you’re a gung-ho military dude with an abnormally sized buzz cut you’re going to want something in canvas and drab. The countdown timer makes it look like this piece will help you with setting up the bomb but the fonts are all over the place and that star wreath thing looks like it comes from some strange amalgam of Russia and Rome. Not worth wasting a special move.