The Postal Worker and The Barber

Yvonne: “Did you hear about the postal worker who wanted to get a haircut?
Larry: “No, what?”
Yvonne: “He said we don’t serve your kind here.”
Fred: “That’s hilarious.”
Larry: “You know what would make it even funnier?”
After several seconds of silence, Larry folds himself into the table while Fred contorts on the couch.