The Best of Larry’s Standup
“What do you call an unhappy vegetable? A cauliflower.”
“What did the egg say when it wanted to dance? Eggscuse me.”
“What did the computer do when it was mad? Throw a tantrum.”
“What did the hard boiled egg say when it was finally done? Eggsactly”
“I saw a woman with really big hair. She must have been from Texas. Then I saw a woman with small hair. She must have been from New York. Why don’t we get rid of borders, then everyone will have the same sized hair.”
