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“Balloon animal jerry Seinfeld”

Screenshot: Shoshana Wodinsky (Gizmodo)
Screenshot: Shoshana Wodinsky (Gizmodo)

This request, unlike its fellows, is an utter disappointment. I wanted Jerry Seinfeld immortalized in a squishy balloon form, and got… well, I’m not sure what I got. They’re ostensibly balloons, but I’m not sure if we could call them “animals.” They vaguely resemble the shiny dogs of Jeff Koons. There are limbs going nowhere, growths without beginning or end, and heads that just aren’t heads.