“Seinfeld’s rotting apartment in the style of Jackson Pollock”

I’m gonna give DALL-E the benefit of the doubt here. These images might look nothing like the chaotic, splattered paintings from Jackson Pollock, but it would have been tough for anyone to recreate Jerry’s upper west side pad in that style. Instead, it looks like the AI chose to forego that request and spit out a pretty basic reimagining of the Seinfeld HQ. There’s a bit of the diffuse light and color of Georges Seurat’s Pointillism there. Then again, “pretty basic” by artificial intelligence standards means that each result kind of looks like a living room hang sesh that’s been dredged up from some infernal depths that nobody was ever meant to witness.