Having coffee in the garden
on a pure text vs interpretation basis, it has to be the woman who loves having coffee with her husband in the garden
— adam (@adamjmoussa) December 5, 2022
Imagine enjoying a nice cup of coffee with your partner. Just kidding, you can’t, you’re being problematic. This October, lilplantmami tweeted: “my husband and i wake up every morning and bring our coffee out to our garden and sit and talk for hours. every morning. it never gets old & we never run out of things to talk to. love him so much.” Twitter was not happy.
Some criticized lilplantmami for being allegedly being wealthy, with some assuming that the couple was so rich that neither of them had to work. lilplantmommy later elaborated and explained the her and her husband work on their own schedule and are very lucky to have the life that they live, and for the most part, cooler heads prevailed to make fun of the outage.
NBC News reporter Ben Collins jokingly tweeted: “I wake up every day fully engulfed in flames and being eaten alive by wolves. The fact that your tweet doesn’t represent my experience is a personal affront to each and every fire eater and dingo who’s had to rise before dawn to do the grueling labor of shooting this snuff film.”
