One day I'll have children. And one day I'll make them sob hysterically as I hang this thing over their cribs. It'll motivate them to learn to talk so that they can yell "No, mama! Not the Mr. T mobile!"
The Mr. T Mobile is one of my favorite old memes and I'm glad that some fellow by the name of Shed Simove decided to bring it into meatspace. Even if it creeps the hell out of me.
Please note that I do not really intend to torture any future offspring of mine. At least not intentionally. [Jailbreak]