17) Peter B. Parker

In what is perhaps the first controversial ranking of this whole endeavor, unfortunately Peter B.’s schlubby charm offensive from Into the Spider-Verse as the Team Dad pretty much boils down to him just being the Actual Team Dad in Across, as the presence of Mayday has turned him into a picture-taking new dad obsessive. That’s the cute bit.
The less cute bit is the way Peter—who was well aware of why Miles was being shut out of the Spider-Society and Miguel’s specific distaste for him as the Ur-Anomaly—tries to use Mayday and his appreciation for fatherhood to convince Miles he should accept Miguel’s view of the multiverse, and maintain a “Canon” that has yet to happen but will destroy the family he’s fought so hard to keep connected to. And that’s pretty shitty of him! At least he turns around on it by the end of the film.