16) Spider-Man ‘67

Unfortunately almost every Spider in the Spider-Society is on our shitlist until Beyond comes out, because everybody sides with Miguel’s increasingly destructive attitude towards Miles. Spider-Man ‘67—who is perhaps one of the first people to have joined the Society, given Miguel’s encounter with him in Into’s post-credit scene—is no exception, but he’s ranked low here because even with that, he’s pretty terrible at attempting to stop Miles when he tries, being paused mid-animated swing. Sorry bud, you need to be running at a higher frame rate if you wanna keep up with the best.