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Sponsor Attack!

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If someone hacked our jewel-encrusted Sidekick and stole all our elf porn, these sponsors would be the people we’d be sad you prank called. If you’d like to advertise with us, we’d love to have you inside of our ad walls.

https://gizmodo.com/preview/advertising-with-gizmodo-8027

This week’s sponsors include:

• Condenet’s Men.Style.com Who is not selling porn, despite the impression their ads might make.

• Sony Who sends us a nightly message in our dream to preach the dark doctrine of ‘buying music.’

• GoToMeeting GoToMeetingBlazed: Gawker Edition.

• Bose Riding the iPod like a mule.

• Microsoft’s Mobile 2 Market Glad to have you back. Sorry about Bike Dildo!

• CNet Thump thump point.

• Voom Sorry that you are dead!

• Dogpile Maybe I should read the ads

• Sonos “We’re Not Apple, But You Don’t Know That”

• Orb I loved you guys at Burning Man!

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