What if Jar Jar Binks didn’t have a torso, and instead a sphere of approximately-Binks-colored fronds instead? What then, Mr. Lucas? What then.
How do you answer Jar Jar paving the way for the rise of the Galactic Empire? You let him start a little rebellion, as a treat.
None of those are related to each other, but they are a reflection of Lucasfilm Publishing's big plans from New York Comic Con today.
If you think humans get your order wrong, wait until you try AI.
Hot Toys is giving the world the Jar Jar Binks figure it deserves as part of its Star Wars day reveals.
And Ahsoka Tano too, but we all know it's Jar Jar's world and we're just living in it.
And they don't care about how many followers you have.