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In the hard-core world of professional seamstressing ('stressing), the first to the sewing machine ("s'mecka" is the street term, I hear) with the pattern is the first out the door with a hot new mumu. I've seen elbows thrown, jaws broken, and feet stamped on in some of these matches, with some of the best 'stressers taken down by an errant button basket.

Well, the geeks have hit the 'stressing scene with their super fly wireless USB pattern transmittal system. You rock the pattern on your laptop, shoot it over to your s'mecka, and yell "Eat me, ladies!" as you roll out to your mini-van AKA s'mobile with your smock in hand.

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StitchLink Wireless USB Sewing Machines [StrangeNewProducts]