Perfect for the family member who is always yakkin’, this stylish Swarovski Crystal Memories Mobile Phone keepsake will playfully remind them that they’re always on the god damned phone, and would it kill them to maybe pay you some attention once in a while? Artisan-crafted, its intricately detailed 18K gold antenna and flip down cover laughingly says, “I’ve taken the kids! Expect a call from my lawyers.” Perfect for the man—or woman—who used to have everything. (Thanks, Benjamin!)
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