Sylar has always been a lame character on Heroes, but he almost had a chance to get interesting last night when his special friend the illusionist offered to let him have sex with her in any body he chose. Pretty nice offer, actually, especially when Sylar is being such a whiny bitch about losing his powers. Still, the sex fantasies she offers him are pretty cringe-worthy, especially when she turns into a Geisha and asks if he wants “something exotic.” Hm, maybe she should have pretended to be the “exotic” Hiro instead? Anyway, the best bit is when she actually offers him a chance to have sex with himself while dressed in some kind of pseudo-Trent Reznor getup. Too bad Sylar ate her brain before doing the double nasty.
