This Freaky-Ass Primate Likes to Get Wasted as Much as You Do
Humans may be more closely related to great apes, but according to science, our true spirit animals are aye-ayes. These Gollum-eyed lemurs like to skulk about in the forest getting liquored until the sun comes up. Wow, same! Alcohol is found naturally in fermented nectars, honeys, and fruits, but the enjoyment of this liver-destroying toxin…
