Caption Contest

October 18th 2008

Weekend Caption Contest: The Most Electric Pee You’ll Ever Take

You know how awesome it feels to make it to the bathroom after holding it for a really long time? Not just the standard “I gotta go,” but somehow enduring the definite, palpable feeling that the thin membrane called your bladder is so full it’s going to burst at any second for a considerable length…

Tech News Matt Buchanan Oct 18

September 23rd 2008

Caption Contest: Rollerblading Billionaires

Larry and Sergey from Google made a surprise appearance at the G1 unveiling today, and they arrived on… rollerblades. Hoo boy. It’s time for a caption contest. My attempt: “No, we’re not crazy billionaires insulated from the real world, completely cut off from what’s cool and hip. Now everybody, grab your rollerblades! Dippin’ Dots and…

Tech News Adam Frucci Sep 23

September 17th 2008

Caption Contest: Vader Love

Mating (n) def: the breeding of a male and female pair of one species. [flickr via digg]

Tech News Mark Wilson Sep 17

September 16th 2008

Caption Contest: iPhone Cupcakes

My attempt: “John Mayer here, my iPhone gave me diabetes.” Surely, you can do better. [Laughing Squid]

Tech News Adam Frucci Sep 16

September 10th 2008

Caption Contest: Pre-Apocalyptic LHC Slumber Party

“Like I said, if the world doesn’t end, I’ll erase the tape. Promise.” Think you can do better? You probably can. Hit the comments to prove it. [popmech]

Tech News Mark Wilson Sep 10

July 16th 2008

Woz Knows When the Price is Right

Apparently, Woz is a Price is Right fan. Unfortunately, he was just sitting in the front row and was never called down to play Plinko or spin the big wheel, because I bet that he really knows the prices of household products and could use a new Lincoln Towncar or whatever it was they gave…

Tech News Adam Frucci Jul 16

June 22nd 2008

We Can’t Wait for the New iPhone G3

“It’s even faster than the old iPhone G3.” Found on Time. Think you can do better? You probably can. Hit the comments and give it your best shot. [Time via BGR]

Tech News Mark Wilson Jun 22

May 28th 2008

Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer’s Whiteboard From All Things Digital

During their interview last night at All Things D, Walt Mossberg called Steve Ballmer the “maestro of the whiteboard” and presented him with a fresh one to explain how online advertising works. We know what it is. You can see words like Publisher and Advertise and Data in the fringes, but what does it look…

Tech News Matt Buchanan May 28

May 22nd 2008

Microwaving, So Easy A Child…

“No, I asked you will it blend?” Think you can do better? (You probably can.) Hit the comments. [Defective Yeti via BBGadgets]

Gadgets Mark Wilson May 22

May 21st 2008

Caption Contest: The Birthday Robot’s Children Massacre

My attempt: “Oh, crap, this is John Cronner’s birthday party? My bad.” Surely, you can do better. [Fukung]

Tech News Adam Frucci May 21

January 25th 2008

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

Have you seen Bono more uncomfortable than this? Caption this picture of him supporting the Dell & Microsoft RED campaign. [Image courtesy Gadgetell] https://gizmodo.com/dell-and-microsoft-see-product-red-for-valentines-day-347916

Tech News Jason Chen Jan 25

Weekend Caption Contest: The Most Electric Pee You’ll Ever Take

Caption Contest: Rollerblading Billionaires

Caption Contest: Vader Love

Caption Contest: iPhone Cupcakes

Caption Contest: Pre-Apocalyptic LHC Slumber Party

Woz Knows When the Price is Right

We Can’t Wait for the New iPhone G3

Caption Contest: Steve Ballmer’s Whiteboard From All Things Digital

Microwaving, So Easy A Child…

Caption Contest: The Birthday Robot’s Children Massacre

Friday Caption Contest: Bill Gates, Bono and Michael Dell Walk into a Bar

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