North Korea Shows Off Glorious New Weapons that Probably Won’t Work
To celebrate the Immortal Perfect Rocket Glory Leadership of chubby dictator slug Kim Jung-un, North Korea threw itself a parade. Unlike, say, the Thanksgiving Day Parade, this one was mostly goose-stepping soldiers and new weapons, including a fat new ICBM. https://gizmodo.com/north-korea-defies-the-world-and-launches-menacing-rock-5901325 Right on the heels of its primetime rocket disaster, the parade was perfectly timed:…