New Bill Would Force TSA to Adopt 'Gender-Neutral' Screenings
U.S. Representative Kathleen Rice, a New York Democrat, has introduced a new bill that compels the Transportation…
TSA Says New Tech Will Maybe, Someday Let You Keep Your Laptop in Your Bag
After three British men conspired to detonate liquid explosives aboard a transatlantic flight in 2006—a plan thwarted…
Live Python 'Artfully Concealed' in Hard Drive Enclosure Fails to Get on Plane
A snake is still stranded in the United States after airline security refused to allow it to board a plane to the…
Freddy Krueger Just Met His Match: the TSA
Freddy Krueger usually travels through people’s dreams. But when he does try to fly commercial, he’s got a big…
Some Airlines Tell People Leaving Comic-Con They Can't Check Comics, Which Is Not True (UPDATED)
Twitter began to buzz this weekend when reports circulated that comic books were banned from checked luggage leaving…
US Finally Ends Laptop Ban Due to 'Enhanced Security Measures in Place'
You are now free to fly with your laptop onboard US-bound flights from the Middle East. The Department of Homeland…
The TSA Messed With the Wrong 20-Pound Lobster and Its Owner Is Pissed
“They are dumb,” Christopher Stracuzza tells the New York Times. “They are like the dumbest people in the world.” They,…
White House Seriously Considering Banning Laptops on All International Flights to the US
Following a ban of in cabin electronic devices that are “larger than a smartphone” on flights coming to the US from…
Court: Getting Naked to Protest TSA Isn't Protected Speech
The Ninth US Circuit Court of Appeals has determined that a man who got buck naked to protest an invasive search by the…
The US May Have Banned Electronics on Middle Eastern Flights But Really We Have No Goddamn Clue
If you’re planning on flying to the US on a Middle Eastern airline, bad news: electronic devices may be banned in…
TSA Says Aggressive New Pat-Downs ‘Do Not Mandate' Touching Your Junk
The TSA is preparing to introduce “more rigorous” and “comprehensive” physical inspections at airports around the…
TSA's Secrecy Is 'Absurd' According to Agency's Own Watchdog
The TSA isn’t any American’s favorite agency. They take naked pictures of you and still let about 95 percent of fake…
TSA Knows Its Racist Profiling Program Doesn't Work
The American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) published a damning report today that shows how the Transportation Security…
Here Are the Insane Weapons the TSA Confiscated in 2016
You might be surprised to learn that people try to bring loaded guns through TSA checkpoints. In reality, however,…
Trump Tower Has Tiffany's-Branded Security Barricades Because We Live In a Scifi Dystopia Now
If you lived in a dystopian science fiction movie, what would be your first clue? The rise of an authoritarian leader?…
TSA Agents Confiscate Huge Teddy Bear, Give Him Detailed Backstory About How He's Homeless and Hungry Now in Order to Remind Us That Everything Is Bad
Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents in Los Angeles just confiscated a gigantic teddy bear and posted a…
Lisa From TSA Wants You to Pick Up Your Laptop, Thanks
In October and November, around 70 people left their laptops at a single airport security checkpoint at the Newark…
The TSA Tries to Numb Your Thanksgiving Travel Pain With Bad Jokes
It’s late November in America, which means Thanksgiving, that beautiful and patriotic celebration of gluttony and…
Samsung's Galaxy Note 7 Is Officially Banned From Planes: Tell Us Your Stories
As of yesterday, no one is allowed to bring a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 onto a flight in the United States because they can …
Bad News: TSA Found a 3D-Printed Gun In a Carry On
One of the best accounts to follow on Instagram belongs to the Transport Security Administration. It’s a never-ending…