5 Cult Horror Movies to Weird Up the Winter Holidays
Christmas has its own horror sub-genre at this point (got a fun list for ya right here all about it, in fact), while Hul…
Send This Video of Maggots Eating a Heart-Shaped Donut to Your Love
There are only so many ways to say “I love you,” and sometimes tried-and-true expressions of affection just won’t cut…
Black Mirror Just Ruined My Marriage
Over the course of just a few seasons, Black Mirror has ruined social media, political engagement, augmented reality,…
Love Conquers All, at Least When It Uses Our Special Valentine's Day Cards
Valentine’s Day is upon us, and—what?! You haven’t bought your loved one a valentine yet? Or, rather, you bought one…
These Asexual Animals Don’t Need Love on Valentine’s Day (or Any Day)
Does all the stress of finding a partner get you down? Do you ever wish you could just start a family of your own, with…
Total Shipshow: Wonder Woman and Batman Is the Relationship Gotham Needs
Batman might currently be cozied up to Catwoman, but there’s another leading lady who deserves to wear the batring.…
Here Are Some Animals That Deserve to Bone
Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about romance, but that’s not really something animals (aside from the human variety)…
Facebook Tries to Make Going 'FB Official' Cool Again
Facebook really wants you to make it “FB official,” send your loved one a fuck-ton of cascading hearts, communicate in…
12 Streaming Movies for Nerdy Romantics on Valentine's Day
Valentine’s Day is upon us, so we’ve scoured the big three streaming services—Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime—for…
AI-Generated Candy Heart Messages Let Your 'Sweat Poo' Know It's 'Time 2 Wank'
A lot of people are banking on a future ruled by artificial intelligence, but in its current form, AI can still be…
Facebook Will Helpfully Remind You of All Your Romantic Mistakes Today
Today is Valentine’s Day—a great excuse to spend a romantic evening with your significant other(s), and a pretty cool…
This Plane Fucks
Happy Valentine’s Day! On Twitter Monday night, American Airlines effectively declared itself the unofficial airline of…
Fearing Cannibalism, Aquarium Cancels Octopus Sex Show on Valentine's Day
At the Seattle Aquarium, the annual tradition of watching live octopuses bone on Valentine’s Day was canceled last…
Valentine's Day. Bummer.
Get ready for the end of the world, folks.
Happy Valentine's Day, Here's a Terrifying Teddy Bear That Tears Its Own Face Off
If you and your significant other refuse to buy into another manufactured Hallmark holiday, here’s the perfect…
8 Science Fiction Movies That You Didn't Realize Were Love Stories
The best movies are never what you think they are. You sit down expecting one thing, and then you get that, and so much…
Nothing Says 'I Love You' This Valentine's Day Like a Bouquet of Dinosaurs
Valentine’s Day is less than a month away, but there’s no reason to get all stressed out about it because ThinkGeek has…
12 Photos Of Love
Love. Is there anything more important? No. Which is why, even though Valentine's Day may be over, you still have…
The Best Valentine's Day Gift I Ever Got Was This Flash Drive
I hate Valentine's Day. Don't get me wrong — I enjoy romance, and being in love, and all that crap. I just despise all…