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Jesus Christ Makes Rare Public Appearance

Holy fucking shit. Mark Zuckerberg himself, the creator of Facebook and the fifth richest man in the world, just descended down to Earth to walk among us plebeians at the Facebook Developer Conference in San Jose. I was one of the mere mortals lucky enough to witness the power and strength of His Holiness as…

Social Media William Turton

Five Things to Know About Facebook’s Huge Augmented Reality Fantasy

Facebook kicked off its annual F8 Developer Conference today in dramatic fashion when CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced an ambitious new augmented reality (AR) platform that will let people overlay digital images onto photos and videos in Facebook. “We’re going to make the camera the first mainstream AR platform,” said Zuckerberg. He explained that the platform…

Social Media Michael Nunez

Facebook’s New VR Experience Looks Like Hell on Earth

At its annual developer conference in San Jose today, Facebook unveiled some of its latest tech projects, assuring investors that it’s catching up to competitors like Snapchat. Mark Zuckerberg himself took the stage to make painful jokes about Fast and Furious and opine on how Facebook wants to dominate what he sees as the next…

Social Media William Turton

Facebook’s Head of AI Says Not to Worry Because Society ‘Prevents Evil From Having Infinite Power’

Yesterday, Facebook’s head of artificial intelligence, Yann LeCun, said that humans have nothing to fear regarding artificial intelligence potentially harming humanity. Why’s that? “We have a lot of checks and balances built into society to prevent evil from having infinite power,” LeCun said. Is that so, Mr. LeCun? We’re glad to see that LeCun is…

Social Media Matt Novak

15-Year-Old Girl Allegedly Sexually Assaulted on Facebook Live While 40 People Watched

Since it debuted nearly a year ago, Facebook Live has been rife with content moderation problems. The latest in a long line of horrific examples comes from Chicago, where the Associated Press reports that a missing 15-year-old girl was allegedly sexually assaulted by up to six people while about 40 people watched the stream. A police…

Social Media Michael Nunez

Facebook Pulls Major Boner, Marks InfoWars Articles as ‘Spam’ Instead of ‘Bullshit’

Facebook is embroiled in another embarrassing scandal. It appears that some users who post InfoWars articles to the social networking site are noticing that it’s being marked as “spam.” As everyone knows, content from InfoWars isn’t “spam,” it’s “bullshit.” Paul Joseph Watson, a writer for InfoWars, noticed the “spam” designation yesterday evening. And Facebook has…

Social Media Matt Novak

Mark Zuckerberg Just Rode in a Race Car With Dale Earnhardt Jr. and He Looked SO SCARED

Facebook founder and presidential hopeful Mark Zuckerberg just did a few laps with Dale Earnhardt Jr. in Charlotte. It looked like Zuck came thisclose to shitting his pants! But he says he had fun after the fast part was over. Here are some select quotes, listed in the same order that Zuck said them: “So…

Social Media Adam Clark Estes

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of a One Percent Black Company, Spoke to Black Students About ‘Diversity’

As part of his trip to all 50 states to show off that he’s just a regular guy, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg visited the historically black North Carolina A&T State University on Monday, where he fielded questions from students about technology, politics, media, and, of course, diversity. He fucking blew it. Zuck should’ve expected questions…

Social Media Sidney Fussell

Facebook Pinky Swears It Won’t Let Anyone (Other Than Facebook) Surveil You

On Monday, Facebook updated its platform policies to prohibit mass surveillance on its platform by explicitly blocking developers from using “data obtained from us to provide tools that are used for surveillance.” The move came after sustained pressure from civil rights organizations to make it harder for police agencies to surveil Facebook and collect data…

Social Media Sidney Fussell

BBC Tells Facebook About Child Porn on the Network, Facebook Reports BBC to Police

Facebook has come under fire for not doing enough to police secret groups that trade child porn on the network. And in a disturbing twist, Facebook seems to be making the problem worse. When BBC journalists discovered child porn on the network and sent those images to Facebook last week, the company reported the BBC…

Social Media Matt Novak

Facebook Finally Rolls Out ‘Disputed News’ Tag Everyone Will Dispute

On Friday, Facebook debuted its new flagging system for fake news in America, tagging hoax stories as “disputed” for some users. First announced amid criticism of the company for its role in spreading misinformation during the 2016 election, the new feature uses non-partisan third parties to assess the factual accuracy of stories reported as fake…

Social Media Hudson Hongo

Facebook’s Day at CPAC, the Right Wing Nightmare Circus

For many Americans, life has been darker, bleaker, more difficult since Donald Trump was elected president. The clouds rolled in on November 8, and they have yet to part. Did we slip into an alternative universe, they wonder, where everything is just a little bit… wrong? Not so at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC),…

Social Media Libby Watson

ZeniMax Asks Court to Halt Oculus Sales Completely

Earlier this month, ZeniMax won a $500 million lawsuit against Oculus and its parent company Facebook. The court ruled that the VR headset manufacturer had indeed violated the company’s copyrights and a non-disclosure agreement. That half a billion looks like it wasn’t enough because ZeniMax wants blood. It has now filed an injunction demanding all…

Social Media Rhett Jones

Facebook Sponsors CPAC, Which Sucks And Is Bad

A month after Facebook sponsored an inauguration party with conservative website The Daily Caller, the social network shows no sign of slowing down its budding romance with the American right. Last night, The Daily Beast reported that Facebook is sponsoring the Conservative Political Action Conference, which begins today. CPAC is a yearly event, celebrating some…

Social Media Libby Watson

Instagram Releases Self-Improvement Tool for the Worst People You Follow

Common decency is rare in these vile times. Facebook is overrun by lying profiteers. Twitter remains the best place to be threatened by complete strangers. Worst of all, people on Instagram continue to shit up the timelines of their followers by posting a dozen photos from the same dull brunch that, if we’re being honest,…

Social Media Avery Ellis

Noted Press Adversary Mark Zuckerberg Shamelessly Panders to Journalists

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is in many ways an enemy of free and fair journalism, but that won’t stop him from pushing out a nauseating photo op accompanied by meaningless drivel about his appreciation for journalists. In what one Twitter user perfectly described as Zuckerberg’s “eat pray love bullshit to start building his political career,”…

Social Media William Turton

Zuckerberg Cut a Line About Monitoring ‘Private Channels’ From His Facebook Manifesto

On Thursday, Mark Zuckerberg published an updated founder’s letter for Facebook, his first since the company went public in 2012. Largely summarizing the CEO’s previous comments, the sweeping manifesto was newsworthy while containing little news. In at least one version of the text, however, Zuckerberg wrote about using artificial intelligence for online surveillance—a line stricken…

Social Media Hudson Hongo

Mark Zuckerberg Posts 6,000-Word Status Update About Nothing

*Mark Zuckerberg takes massive bong rip* From Facebook: To our community, On our journey to connect the world, we often discuss products we’re building and updates on our business. Today I want to focus on the most important question of all: are we building the world we all want? History is the story of how…

Social Media Hudson Hongo

Facebook Will Helpfully Remind You of All Your Romantic Mistakes Today

Today is Valentine’s Day—a great excuse to spend a romantic evening with your significant other(s), and a pretty cool time to work on commission at a jewelry store. But for every couple or polyamorous gaggle sharing swigs of cheap wine, there are plenty of single people just trying to forget about the sickening level of…

Social Media Avery Ellis

Report: Facebook Agrees to Independent Audit After Admitting It Screwed Up Its Metrics

Facebook has agreed to an audit by the Media Rating Council after a string of admissions by the company that some of the metrics it provided to advertisers weren’t accurate, the Wall Street Journal reports. According to the Journal, several Facebook representatives, including Carolyn Everson, the company’s vice president of global marketing solutions, paid a…

Social Media William Turton

Jesus Christ Makes Rare Public Appearance

Five Things to Know About Facebook’s Huge Augmented Reality Fantasy

Facebook’s New VR Experience Looks Like Hell on Earth

Facebook’s Head of AI Says Not to Worry Because Society ‘Prevents Evil From Having Infinite Power’

15-Year-Old Girl Allegedly Sexually Assaulted on Facebook Live While 40 People Watched

Facebook Pulls Major Boner, Marks InfoWars Articles as ‘Spam’ Instead of ‘Bullshit’

Mark Zuckerberg Just Rode in a Race Car With Dale Earnhardt Jr. and He Looked SO SCARED

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of a One Percent Black Company, Spoke to Black Students About ‘Diversity’

Facebook Pinky Swears It Won’t Let Anyone (Other Than Facebook) Surveil You

BBC Tells Facebook About Child Porn on the Network, Facebook Reports BBC to Police

Facebook Finally Rolls Out ‘Disputed News’ Tag Everyone Will Dispute

Facebook’s Day at CPAC, the Right Wing Nightmare Circus

ZeniMax Asks Court to Halt Oculus Sales Completely

Facebook Sponsors CPAC, Which Sucks And Is Bad

Instagram Releases Self-Improvement Tool for the Worst People You Follow

Noted Press Adversary Mark Zuckerberg Shamelessly Panders to Journalists

Zuckerberg Cut a Line About Monitoring ‘Private Channels’ From His Facebook Manifesto

Mark Zuckerberg Posts 6,000-Word Status Update About Nothing

Facebook Will Helpfully Remind You of All Your Romantic Mistakes Today

Report: Facebook Agrees to Independent Audit After Admitting It Screwed Up Its Metrics

DJI Osmo 360 Review: The Best 360 Camera for the DJI-Pilled

Don’t Get Too Attached to Any AI App

‘Paradise’ Writer Teases What’s Coming in Season 3 After That Huge Twist

Trump’s New White House App Is Mildly Concerning and Weird for a Lot of Reasons

Bloodsucking Ticks Can Survive Inside Your Home Longer Than You Might Think

The Best New Toys of March 2026

Judge Denies Liking LinkedIn Post Critical of Elon Musk But Reassigns His Cases Anyway

Amazon Slashes 50% Off Keurig K-Cup Pod Coffee Maker, Now a Budget Alternative to Breville and Nespresso Espresso Machines

Aqara Smart Lock U400 Review: Hands-free Unlocking at Its Best

MSI Prestige 14 Flip AI+ Review: A Solid 2-in-1 Laptop With Some Glaring Flaws

Sonos Play Review: Call It a Comeback

Sonos Era 100 SL Review: The Cheapest Way Into Wired Sonos Sound

Asus ROG’s Massive Swift OLED Gaming Monitor Epitomizes Excess in the Best Way

The Ikea Varmblixt Smart Lamp Fills a Donut Hole in My Life

Nothing Headphone A vs. Headphone 1: Which Pair of ANC Wireless Headphones Wins?

Asus ROG’s Cetra Open Wireless Gaming Earbuds Might Be Better Than Wearing a Headset

Jesus Christ Makes Rare Public Appearance

Five Things to Know About Facebook’s Huge Augmented Reality Fantasy

Facebook’s New VR Experience Looks Like Hell on Earth

Facebook’s Head of AI Says Not to Worry Because Society ‘Prevents Evil From Having Infinite Power’

15-Year-Old Girl Allegedly Sexually Assaulted on Facebook Live While 40 People Watched

Facebook Pulls Major Boner, Marks InfoWars Articles as ‘Spam’ Instead of ‘Bullshit’

Mark Zuckerberg Just Rode in a Race Car With Dale Earnhardt Jr. and He Looked SO SCARED

Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of a One Percent Black Company, Spoke to Black Students About ‘Diversity’

Facebook Pinky Swears It Won’t Let Anyone (Other Than Facebook) Surveil You

BBC Tells Facebook About Child Porn on the Network, Facebook Reports BBC to Police

Facebook Finally Rolls Out ‘Disputed News’ Tag Everyone Will Dispute

Facebook’s Day at CPAC, the Right Wing Nightmare Circus

ZeniMax Asks Court to Halt Oculus Sales Completely

Facebook Sponsors CPAC, Which Sucks And Is Bad

Instagram Releases Self-Improvement Tool for the Worst People You Follow

Noted Press Adversary Mark Zuckerberg Shamelessly Panders to Journalists

Zuckerberg Cut a Line About Monitoring ‘Private Channels’ From His Facebook Manifesto

Mark Zuckerberg Posts 6,000-Word Status Update About Nothing

Facebook Will Helpfully Remind You of All Your Romantic Mistakes Today

Report: Facebook Agrees to Independent Audit After Admitting It Screwed Up Its Metrics

DJI Osmo 360 Review: The Best 360 Camera for the DJI-Pilled

Don’t Get Too Attached to Any AI App

‘Paradise’ Writer Teases What’s Coming in Season 3 After That Huge Twist

Trump’s New White House App Is Mildly Concerning and Weird for a Lot of Reasons

Bloodsucking Ticks Can Survive Inside Your Home Longer Than You Might Think

The Best New Toys of March 2026

Judge Denies Liking LinkedIn Post Critical of Elon Musk But Reassigns His Cases Anyway

Amazon Slashes 50% Off Keurig K-Cup Pod Coffee Maker, Now a Budget Alternative to Breville and Nespresso Espresso Machines

Aqara Smart Lock U400 Review: Hands-free Unlocking at Its Best

MSI Prestige 14 Flip AI+ Review: A Solid 2-in-1 Laptop With Some Glaring Flaws

Sonos Play Review: Call It a Comeback

Sonos Era 100 SL Review: The Cheapest Way Into Wired Sonos Sound

Asus ROG’s Massive Swift OLED Gaming Monitor Epitomizes Excess in the Best Way

The Ikea Varmblixt Smart Lamp Fills a Donut Hole in My Life

Nothing Headphone A vs. Headphone 1: Which Pair of ANC Wireless Headphones Wins?

Asus ROG’s Cetra Open Wireless Gaming Earbuds Might Be Better Than Wearing a Headset

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