Remember when everybody carried swiss army knives to be rough-and-tumble woodsmen? And then we all went to recess? Welcome to the future, pumpkins. Following in the footsteps of the swiss army USB, we proudly present the Miss Army Knife and the Pocket Dentist. Miss Swiss comes complete with tiny mirror, knife, and pill case for all you naughty girls out there, while Pocket Dentist packs a tongue scraper and interdental pick for all you would-be rough and tumble oral hygienists.
https://gizmodo.com/thinkgeek-usb-swiss-army-knife-in-stock-9741
