Why buy the James Bond Stealth Camera from Thinkgeek – you know, the one that looks like a Zippo lighter – when you could get “The Spy” L’espion XS Digital Still Camera from Teletronics, Inc. ? Sure, it’s twice the size, but it’s only half the price! And besides, little spy gadgets are out! Giant, oversized comedy versions of real products with hidden cameras inside are in! Government psi-ops programs from around the world have discovered that there is no better way to capture uncomfortable, sidelong glances from targets of espionage than to place nine-foot toasters in conspicuous spots in their kitchens.
“Honey, did you… this?”
“What, dear? Oh, the car-sized toaster, no I thought… Do we have enough butter?”
“Well, there’s a barrel full on the counter, but I think it’s staring at me.”
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