In the scramble to cope with the dawning of the post-Rojas era on Gizmodo, Gawker Media has asked that we sex up the site with more paeans to hedonism. A tough task when your bread-and-butter is cell phones and RAM, but we ll try to comply — they write the paychecks, after all. Let s start with a quick note about the limited edition Double Vaporbrothers Vaporizer, featuring the company s trademarked AromaBulb. Though many an aging hippie uses the contraption as a lighter-free, electric bong, keep in mind that neither Gawker Media nor this post s author endorse the product for anything other herbal infusions, so don’t be forwarding along any NORML literature. I will say, however, that a friend of a friend who would know about such matters insists that the Vaporbrothers are, in reality, a pair of nuclear physicists with close Pentagon ties. Truth or fiction? Hey, this is just a humble blog — we gossip, you decide.