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No Toddler Said This Ever

Screenshot: Amazon
Screenshot: Amazon

People put a lot of dumb shit on kids’ clothes, but not even the Boss Baby would be caught dead in this. Also, why is the theoretical child unsure of whether they want to kick it with their mom? Toddler, if you want to convey certainty that your mom is indeed who you’d like to kick it with, omit the “I think.” Be bold.