I would make a crack about winning a non-functional cellular phone used in the filming of a porn movie, but 1. Belladonna could probably kick my ass, and 2. Jonno has been teaching me that porn is not a dirty, shameful endeavor, but instead our society’s most refined method of disease prevention (well, mostly).
Now for the bold warnings: I don’t know how you win this signed Nokia (the contest doesn’t begin until May), but I do know that if you click the link to Bella’s site from Fleshbot, you will be greeted with a wide array of flesh, some of it inside flesh, and some of it outside flesh—and some of it in those strange badlands we often cover up with cotton. Her last video was called, “My Ass is Haunted,” for god’s sake.
“Do Not Disturb” Phone Prop Giveaway [Fleshbot]
