Turbo Tap Beer. Fast.

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Just when I thought I was doing a good job drinking away my sorrows, Laminar Technologies has helped up my consumption of Daddy's Little Helper with the new Turbo Tap. This beast can fill up a pint of brew in two seconds! The Turbo Tap really is revolutionary; it uses science—which is damn near to magic—to reduce the effects of gravity on beer. Gravity, velocity, forces, molecules, yeah they all have importance, but the real fact is that the Turbo Tap gets you beer, quick. Four times as quick. Now that is efficient alcoholism!

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