Ah, but you are, aren't you, UMD. You're fine for the PSP, but we wouldn't want to put you in anything else, nor would anyone else. It seems a poll by NPD found that 40% of PSP users bought the PSP to view UMD content but haven't actually purchased any UMD content. So essentially they're saying that nothing on UMD is worth buying and that Sony should just give up. Or something like that.