Qiui CellMate Chastity Cage
Yes, this is that infamous dick jail. You know, the one hackers used to ransom innocent penises for Bitcoin. The makers insist it’s ‘safe’ now and they’ve posted a video on how to free an imprisoned peen with just a screwdriver. Buying this might not be wise, but who are we to tell you what to do with your schlong.
Price: Your dignity + $189 for the cage at Amazon. Screwdriver sold separately.
