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Though I would near-absolutely prefer a USB flash drive fashioned after the sacrosanct Lemonhead character in The Curse of Monkey Island 3, I'm content angering (or appeasing) the Volcano gods with the TikiMac brand Big Tiki Drive. The USB cable glows a lavaesque red, illuminating the eyes and beneath the imposing, spirit-dwelled hand-cast and hand-painted body glows a green aura, indicating that your data is flowing at USB 2.0 speeds. $60 for 256MB up to $429 for 4GB, but the higher capacities don't appear available at the moment. Just don't feed it anything other than fruits or veggies.

Product Page [TikiMac via CoolTools]