Lies Verizon DSL Support Has Told Me TodayJoel5/25/05 10:47amEditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissHideShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalink• "Phone lines over 14 feet will, over time, fry your modem." • "Your phone lines are like a car. Every once in a while, they need service." • "We cannot send a service technician to your house." • "I'd be happy to help you today." • "It is impossible to speak to my supervisor. My supervisor is Verizon." • "This is the 'North American' office." • "There is not electricity going down your phone line, sir. It's data. Electricity has nothing to do with it."