Those Teutons! First it's the Volk Musik box from yesterday and now they have this primordial iPod. Who says German isn't the language of fun?

This Ebay item is actually a Schneider portable record player with full built-in EQ and volume controls and it even comes with "boom box" speakers. The seller doesn't want to send it by post, but in fact "lives in Hannover Niedersachsen ( Germany ) in the near of the Main Train Station" which makes me wonder how he evades detection every night when he beds down near the Schlie f cher.

Analog Oldschool Ipod, Plattenspieler, Record Player [Ebay]

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