Fridge Magnet Bottle Opener

I learned the old put-a-beer-bottle-against-a-counter-and-smack trick back in high school, but now, in my 30s, I tend to avoid pounding beer bottles against someone's Peruvian fieldstone and mahogany kitchen island. But every time I get a few in me, I'm tempted.

That's why this tool will spoil even more of my fun. It's a powerful fridge magnet with an embedded bottle opener. The surface is large enough to allow proper torque and grippage—that's a physics term, I assure you. It's white, unfortunately, so it will definitely start turning Sam Adams Nut Ale brown and Natty Bo yellow as more drunks start popping off on your fridge.

Bottle Opener Fridge Magnet [Uberreview via Lifehacker]