I learned the old put-a-beer-bottle-against-a-counter-and-smack trick back in high school, but now, in my 30s, I tend to avoid pounding beer bottles against someone's Peruvian fieldstone and mahogany kitchen island. But every time I get a few in me, I'm tempted.
That's why this tool will spoil even more of my fun. It's a powerful fridge magnet with an embedded bottle opener. The surface is large enough to allow proper torque and grippage—that's a physics term, I assure you. It's white, unfortunately, so it will definitely start turning Sam Adams Nut Ale brown and Natty Bo yellow as more drunks start popping off on your fridge.