Keep your little snuggle button safe by Lo Jacking her ass with RFID pajamas. These pajamas—or, more precisely, pajama hang-tags—are priced at $500 and are designed to work with special RFID readers which will inform you when little Sally has left the gated community.
While child safety is all well and good, what are we saying if we have to chip our kids. But, as we all know, the dog in this image is already chipped with an sub-dermal RFID thingie. Are we next?