In all honestly, this is one of the worst manufactured nose hair trimmers on the market today. The actual nose hair trimming portion is under half an inch long, definitely not far enough to get those deep hairs near the Corpus Collosum. And the finger portion is proportionally wrong, not wide enough to allow access inside of the nostril for proper nose hair grooming. You would think a certified gag engineer would put more consideration into a gag that could be both practical and funny. This fails on all levels, but imagine all of the LOL this would create around the office email and AIM network. Go ahead. Forward it along. Be all like "Matt sure could use this! LOL!"